quotes from the movies of Bond. James Bond!

Die Another Day (double punch line)

James Bond: [referring to Zao's face studded with diamond shards from a previous explosion]
You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.

Zao: [punching Bond in the stomach]
How's that for a punch line?


Miranda Frost: [greeting Bond and Jinx at the party]
Mr. Bond. And Miss...?

Swift, "Space and Technology" magazine.

Miranda Frost: [referring to Bond's womanizing]
Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?

Oh yeah, I think I got the thrust of it.


Die Another Day (contd.)

Mr. Kil: I'm Mr. Kil.
James Bond: Now there's a name to die for.


(Jinx and Miranda are having a sword/knife fight on the plane. They are a even match)

Miranda Frost: I can read your every move.

(Jinx stabs her on the heart through a *book* that she holds to hide the knife.)

Jinx: Read *this*, bitch.


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